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You don't know Ben Hartzer
Sunday, 30 January 2005
Sleep
Mood:  hungry
Now Playing: Offspring
Fucking work. I just worked a damn 7 hour shift but was extra gay was the fact that there was a car show at the fairground so we got all the extra traffic in QT It = teh gayzorz. It still is better than my manager who worked 16 hours yeaterday cause the stupid nightguy thought he had another day of vacation. He pretty much got served to the max.Next week is awesome because i regain 3 hours of work so i will start getting more awesome 20 hour paychecks instead fo pussy 18 jour ones.




But any i have a hardass cisco test tomorrow. Then in like a week i finally take the final for it because we are behind. Fucking subnet masking is hard as hell plus more. With the damn binary shit that must be converted back and forth between the shit anyway i can't wait til sleep.

"Meow Meow"


awesomed up by Ben the awesome at 10:35 PM EST
Updated: Sunday, 30 January 2005 10:49 PM EST
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Friday, 28 January 2005
The story fo awesome
Mood:  energetic
Now Playing: pitball's cuban rollout
Topic: School suxorz
So anyway in English we were supposed to finish this story about theis naked guy in the 1800's and his hopefully future mother in law is about to take off his laprobe (this thing you were in an old fashioned buggy) We were supposed to find a way to end the story so he could somehow not totally ruin his chances of marrying the ladies daughter and if she say him naked it was gameover.It ends like this

"Hey get the laprobe" (he has no pants on under it)

"I'll get it"


Then i start.

She lifted the laprobe to find him naked. So John Brown (the naked guy) tells her the whole story on how he lost his pants.

"The End" says John Brown.

"No that was the crappiest ending ever I don't think so" says someone (i don't care)

Then suddenly his cat who was sitting under the laprobe leaps out and scratches the mothers face a lot. (Bytheway the cat is alergic to the sun) The cat dies from sun allergy.

Then John Brown is forced to marry the mother not her daughter because he can only marry the woman his cat chooses.

"Meow Meow"
(The End)

PS The greatest grammer tool ever parenthesis because anything can go in there it doesn't have to be relevant to what you are writing about that's why the crap is in parenthesis.

PSS People should really make up a parenthesis sybol kinda like the quotation finger bendy thing maybe like a hook with each hand.

awesomed up by Ben the awesome at 8:46 PM EST
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The Mediocre day of okayness
Mood:  chillin'
Now Playing: Rep yo city
Topic: Kick'n it with friends
So anyway i was busy repping my city and this jackass says yo whitey stop being so black and then i said shut up Josh. Just because i am a black guy trapped in a white guys body and Geoff is a white guy trapped in a black man's body. But he was like no i won't give you my picture for no reason you will turn it against me. So i will then get it another way and use my world domination skills against him in the ultimate match of wits.

awesomed up by Ben the awesome at 8:29 PM EST
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Thursday, 27 January 2005
The first entry of awesome to be followed by a few entries maybe more
Mood:  amorous
Now Playing: love in the mouth
So anyways i was saying to Mabel then all of a sudden some guy steals my car and i'm like cry cry cry. Or was I??? You'll truely never know. Josh really needs to stop using that doing homework away messege because he obviously doing it and if HE IS! He is making me look bad with my lack of home working doing damn you. Hey look at me i'm doing my homework all i have to say to that is the best book ever is Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
PS. You're a loser if you don't die in the Apocalypse

awesomed up by Ben the awesome at 11:38 PM EST
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