The Des Moines Iowa League of Awesome And Nubs!!

 Ben : Probably the greatest point giver of all time except for B
        Master of : Shotgun

      Jaymikk: In the top 2 in the LOA
        Master of : Sniper Rifle

      Mark: Overall one of the best Halo players ever in top 2 of LOA
        Master of : Pistol
  
      Colin: One of the nuttiest Halo players of all time
        Master of : Yelling at his teammates

      Tony: Has only one weapon in hand at all time pistol
        Master of : Mameing Colin over and over

     Dan: Greatest shotgun user of all time 
        Master of : Long Range Shotty Headshots (damn those headshots)

Serious Nubs

     Marty Muller: Most trash talking nub of all time except for B
       Master of: Crying when beaten

     B: Gets served everyday in life with the fact that he is'nt as good as he thinks he is!
      Master of: Being served by God for thinking he is one (Served Bitch!!!)